Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, Michael Pena, Ray Liotta, Dan Bakkedahl ...( see more  see more... ) , Jesse Plemons

Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice...( read more  read more... ), a surly police detective, is recruited to close the case.

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R, 1 hr. 46 min.

Directed by: Jody Hill

Release Date: April 10, 2009

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DVD Release Date: September 22, 2009

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  • January 9, 2010
    I expected comic gold out of this, just because of Rogen. What I got was useless crap.
  • December 15, 2009
    Crude but funny if your a fan of Seth i'm sure you'll like it i'd watch it again
  • December 4, 2009
    2009 will be remembered as the year of the rent-a-cop with this film and the horrible Paul Blart gracing our screens throughout the country. Both films are basically the same story of a guy that takes his job way to seriously and both fail to be anything close to funny.

    Seth Rog...( read more)en stars as Ronnie, the head security guard at a local mall who goes on the offensive when a flasher goes to work around his mall, prompting him to go into overdrive. He has a crush on the mall slut (Anna Farris) and the detective in charge of the case (Ray Liotta). He makes an ass of himself throughout the film- you know that already.

    The funny thing about Observe and Report is the way it harkens back to Scorsese's masterpiece Taxi Driver. A loner that's psychologically unbalanced takes it upon himself to purge society of it's ills- his society being the local mall. Sadly, this isn't Taxi Driver. This isn't even the last season of Taxi. It pushes the dark envelope, it just doesn't do anything with it and when the movie tries to be funny, it fails because we know that our hero is just a sick, twisted bastard.

    That's the feeling you get when you finish the film. Sadness. This guy's not funny, he's just coo-koo. Not a funny nutty, just sad. Sure, he screams profanities left and right, but it just doesn't work in the end. Please, no more mall cop movies. Please. Stop.
  • November 15, 2009
    "The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero."


    Every review of Observe and Report will most likely mention Paul Blart: Mall Cop at some stage. The connection between these movies is understandable since both were

    ...( read more) released during 2009 and both provided satirical portrayals of mall cops. But while Paul Blart was a genial, good-natured, family-friendly story of a blue-collar schlub, Observe and Report is dark, demented, twisted, perverse and absolutely not for a family audience. Logically, one would think that R-rated content would afford an edge which was sorely missing from the bland Paul Blart: Mall Cop, but Observe and Report is merely smutty for the sake of smut, and it's a far worse film than its PG-rated counterpart. A note to filmmakers: movies about mall cops are destined to fail.


    Observe and Report concerns Ronnie Barnhardt (Rogen); a shopping mall security guard who, at the beginning of the movie, makes it his duty to catch a flasher who has been exposing his privates to females in the vicinity. Above all, Ronnie is determined to protect vacuous, slutty make-up counter girl Brandi (Faris). Meanwhile, he barely gives the time of day to a temporarily disabled and good-natured coffee vendor (Wolfe) who takes a romantic shine to the mall cop. With Ronnie obsessively hunting the flasher and desperate to join the police force, he embarks on a campaign of terror...this leads to a date-rape (he has sex with an almost unconscious Brandi who's drunk and vomiting), smashing local kids over the head with their own skateboards, labelling an Asian mall worker 'Saddam Hussein', and some excessively violent - and pointless - showdowns with cops & villains.


    Ronnie is a mere clod. How he managed to get the job as a security guard, let alone head of security, is mystifying considering his many psychological difficulties. Ronnie's answer to any problem is to yell, curse, punch or shoot (occasionally at the same time). A number of scenes involve the mall cop attacking people or attempting to single-handedly defeat a horde of police officers in almost surrealistic scenes of obnoxiously unfunny ultra-violence. How the filmmakers thought this Neanderthal was humorous is a mystery. Worse, writer-director Jody Hill made an absolute howler of a decision to position Ronnie as the hapless hero of the hour who gains respect from mall workers and the police force through indefensible actions, which an audience is encouraged to laugh at and enjoy rather than justifiably abhor.


    This could have been all well and good, if only the film was genuinely funny. Observe and Report dishes out black comedy and gross-out humour...only without the comedy or humour. At one stage in the movie, Ronnie is being told that he was unsuccessful at getting a job as a police officer. As it turns out, a number of people were listening in as Ronnie received the news. One of these people soon enters the room and proclaims "I thought this was going to be funny, but actually it's just really sad". I can't think of any better words I could use to describe this movie...


    It's difficult to tell what kind of comedy that writer-director Hill was aiming for. Observe and Report is a dark, witless dark comedy that appears to confuse acts of violence, racism and rape for humour. Hill also relies heavily on foul language and gratuitous nudity to get a rise out of the audience. Black, subversive and politically incorrect humour can be brilliant in capable hands and with the right purpose (like the brilliant Bad Santa), but here it's offensively bereft of any wit and, at the end of the day, simply unpleasant. Throughout the film's running time, it's hard to tell whether you should laugh or cringe in discomfort. The only positives of this flick are surface-level stuff - the crisp, slick cinematography admittedly makes the film easier to watch, and the film has been assembled skilfully.


    Seth Rogen is completely incapable of making Ronnie likeable or even a character to sympathise with. Rogen is usually recognised for his amiable, witty slacker persona, but all of these characteristics are quickly lost amid the wreckage of such an appalling character. Meanwhile Anna Faris is at her one-note limit. Faris is usually likeable in the roles she plays, but there's very little reason to care about her in Observe and Report - she's a drunken bimbo without a shred of self-respect. Ray Liotta is also on hand as a cop who rather bitterly hates Ronnie (at least one character in this cinematic atrocity has a brain), while Michael Peña appears to sleepwalk throughout the film as one of Ronnie's co-workers. Collette Wolfe is the only cast member whose acting is truly heartfelt. She's one of the film's limited bright spots.


    It's crucial to note that the creators of Observe and Report didn't set out to emulate Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and the makers of both movies even shared information with each other to make sure they weren't stepping on each other's toes. So why is it, then, that Observe and Report truly is just a version of Paul Blart: Mall Cop for adults? In Observe and Report, Ronnie is useless and pudgy (like Paul Blart: Mall Cop), lives with his supportive mother (like Paul Blart), takes his job far too seriously (like Paul Blart), has a condition which requires medication (like Paul Blart), has a crush on a worker at the mall (like Paul Blart), and dreams of firing a gun (like Paul Blart) but can't actually have a gun (like Paul Blart). There's a crime happening in the mall (like Paul Blart) and solving it will be Ronnie's redemption (like Paul Blart), and even though everyone will laugh at him along the way (like in Paul Blart) he won't give up (like Paul Blart: Mall Cop)...


    Observe and Report grows increasingly bleak and ludicrous as time drags on until it ends on a sentimental yet still vulgar note. The climactic chase sequence features an obese, overcoat-wearing flasher running through the mall with the camera fixated on his grotesque equipment for what feels like hours instead of minutes...the fact that several minutes are spent observing his penis in slow motion just about sums up the flaccid quality of this lazy, awful motion picture. Observe and Report possesses all the earmarks of a low-budget indie product trying too self-consciously to be cute, coy, clever, unconventional and groundbreaking.

  • October 28, 2009
    It's basically the same as that other mall cop movie, only with more F-bombs and penis.
  • February 7, 2010
    It had some funny bits and Rogen is still fun to watch, but it seemed like a diluted rip-off of the more enjoyable "Paul Blart: Mall Cop". Sunday viewing indeed.
  • February 5, 2010
    I might be giving away stars but it's not as bad as i thought it would be. It does have much of the same premise as paul blart but this was more drama and less comedy. Not what you would expect from the trailor. It does have some good stuff but not enough. It is worth seeing but ...( read more)i wouldn't go out of my way.
  • February 2, 2010
    A couple really funny scenes but ultimately this movie is only ok. I understand the filmmaker wanted to go a different route with the dark comedy and all, but it's really hard to like a film when the main character is not likeable or even a good person. I still found it amusing, ...( read more)and it was nice to see Rogen doing something different for a change.
  • February 1, 2010
    Observe and report is the Second Film from director Jodi Hill (The first being the great ?The Foot Fist Way?) Just like in Foot Fist the family dynamic and dysfunction is explored for great comedic effect.

    Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogan) is the head of mall security he feels it is...( read more) his duty to protect the mall,so when a flasher comes to the mall and flashes multiple woman Ronnie sees this as his big break. Unfortunately for Ronnie Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) is also on the case.

    Ronnie is in charge of a small group of misfit mall cops, he lives with his alcoholic mother and wants to be the boyfriend of Brandi (Anna Farris) who works the cosmetics counter. Ronnie hopes that he will be the one to catch the flasher and by being the hero he will get the girl, and everyone will love him.

    The movie is dark and is sporadically funny. The scenes of Violence against street thug?s, skateboarders and an irate mall customer are great. The issue here is the movie doesn?t commit itself to being a completely dark comedy it only goes half way. If the entire movie could have been as good as the ending this one would come highly recommended. As it stands Observe and Report has potential, but like Ronnie it continually falls short of reaching it.
  • January 31, 2010
    Jody Hill's ambition far exceeds his skill. In the hands of a better writer/director, this might have been blacker than black tragicomedy about an entire lost generation as epitomized by the borderline psychotic security guard who is our lead. As it stands, however, the multiple ...( read more)references to "Fight Club" and "Taxi Driver" only serve as a vapid reminder of how muddled and often inept this film is when compared to what it aspired to be.

    There is enough here to make it worth a watch, and Seth Rogen in particular is surprisingly good. He does everything the screenplay requires him to do and does it very well.

Critic Reviews


April 13, 2009
Pete Hammond, Hollywood.com

If a darker, more depraved R-rated version of Paul Blart is what you've been waiting for, then this mall cop is for you! full review

April 10, 2009
Amy Biancolli, Houston Chronicle

A few of the less repeatable lines hit their marks, but the whole affair has the pasty-faced desperation of shoppers trapped in fluorescent light. full review

April 10, 2009
Liam Lacey, Globe and Mail

The tone of the film wavers queasily, though intentionally, between slapstick and shock. full review

April 10, 2009
Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com

The whole thing is calibrated to wow us with its weirdness, even as it assumes an air of 'Who, me?' guilelessness. I've seen slick, glossy Hollywood thrillers made with less knowing calculation. full review

April 10, 2009
Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

Observe and Report strikes me as a comedy in perfect pace with this moment. It's funny and uncompromising, offering laughs without denial. full review

April 9, 2009
Claudia Puig, USA Today

When Observe and Report is funny, it's often shockingly so. The characters can be nasty or self-absorbed, yet they still have a whiff of sweetness. full review

April 9, 2009
Colin Covert, The Minneapolis Star Tribune

There won't be a more polarizing comedy released in 2009 than Observe and Report. This audacious, subversive action comedy turns two of our cuddliest performers, Seth Rogen and Anna Faris, into poster... full review

April 9, 2009
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

Observe and Report revels in creeping you out and making you laugh -- hard. full review

April 8, 2009
Armond White, The New York Press

Violence in the unimaginatively titled Observe and Report is loud and blunt -- making it the ugliest, most hate-filled comedy since Borat. full review

April 6, 2009
David Edelstein, New York Magazine

Observe and Report is the rare 'action-comedy' (almost always a muddled hybrid) that earns its cathartic climax. The blood is real because the psychosis is real. But somehow -- the magic of comedy -- ... full review

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Comments


  • YLOWBSTARDreturns
    September 24, 2009
    Hollywood studios need to fund more outlandish comedies like this!
  • briannacarline1993
    August 9, 2009
    I never watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop. So I can't compare. I loved this movie. It was funny and amusing, I really liked how the story went and I loved the ending as well. I give this movie 8 out of 10 :)
  • kwolf77
    March 26, 2009
    Great movie! Very perverted, but a genious comedy!

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