Jurassic Thunder

I really enjoyed watching Jurassic Thunder. It will forever hold a special place on a list of films that I will continue to watch at least once a year.

The result of consuming a diet exclusively of comics and blockbusters and never once paying attention to what makes them tick under the surface.

The comedic thesis statement of is Jurassic Thunder 'low-hanging fruit.' Jokes are cringey, at best, and offensive, at worst, and rarely ever funny.

Make up your own drinking games for "Jurassic Thunder" because I'm above that.

Some movies are so bad they're good. This movie is so bad, it's great! Jurassic Thunder would get an "8" rating just for audacity, but it delivers so much more.